Jacuzzis Are Cold & Toilet Seats Don’t Exist: Bathroom Realities in Mexico
- Antonia Issa
- Sep 20
- 2 min read
Travelling in Mexico on two wheels means embracing the adventure, and that includes the bathrooms! Forget spa-like rest stops or flawless plumbing. Here’s the real deal, the raw truth, and a few pro tips you won’t find in glossy travel guides:
Toilet seats are a myth
Most toilets? Naked. No seats. Sometimes you’ll find one dangling off like it gave up on life, but don’t count on it.
The toilet paper shuffle
Rule #1: Paper does not go in the toilet. It goes in the bin beside it. Ignore this, and you’ll be that person who floods the baño.
Bucket flush, baby
Some toilets don’t flush. Enter: the bucket flush. Pour, pray, repeat.
The toilet attendants
Bathroom MVPs, truly. For 5 pesos they’ll hand you toilet paper, sometimes a spritz of perfume, maybe even a smile or random extra. It’s part of Mexico’s informal economy — honest work that keeps these facilities running when city budgets don’t stretch far. Think of it as a bathroom grab bag with a human touch.
The turnstile tango
Want to pee? First, pay the gatekeeper. Drop a coin, spin the full-body turnstile… and don’t forget to grab your toilet paper before entering — that’s a rookie mistake.
Toilet paper in the stall
Found paper inside the stall? Take a moment. Give thanks. You’ve stumbled on rare luxury.
Soap roulette
Pro tip: Test the water first. Otherwise, you’ll be standing there with a palm full of soap and zero running water, trying to rub it off like a raccoon in distress.
Surprise guests
Bathrooms aren’t always people-only zones. Sometimes the countryside creeps in — scorpions or lizards making a cameo in the baño. Adds… character.
Fun-sized stalls
I’m 5’3”. In some bathrooms, my head pops above the door while my knees wedge against it like I’m doing bathroom yoga.
The motorcycle trouser shuffle
Picture this: sweaty, fitted motorcycle trousers in 45° heat, helmet still on, and a stall the size of a shoebox. It’s performance art. You’ll discover new curse words in you or talents you never asked for.
Jacuzzi ≠ hot tub
In Mexico, “jacuzzi” often means: a cold tub with jets. Romantic? Maybe. Refreshing? Definitely.
Hot water: optional extra
In budget spots and rustic cabañas, hot water is more of a suggestion than a guarantee. In mid-range hotels and cities, it’s usually fine — just double-check before you book.
My final flush
These quirks are part of Mexico’s informal and resourceful approach to public services — not flaws, but reminders that everyday life here runs on creativity and hustle.
